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The Alien Ship hung silently above the earth, as if waiting for something. Meanwhile, within...

~~[ocd is coming]~~

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The Alien's last thought, as it flailed weakly under the human's assault, was that humans weren't supposed to advanced enough for proper communication.

And that the panties were not for sniffing.

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"///Then what in the hell're they for?!///" John flailed, pulling the pipe out.

"///Holy shit. I speak Alien?!///"

John wiped his eyes clean and rigs up a makeshift bandolier for his pipe and takes off down the corner, ray gun in each hand, very large smile on his face.

Ooo, what's this? Commtower? John peeks his head in, the symbols almost making sense on the door.

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There was a sole Alien at the controls, looking frantic, as reports from the fighter squadron were coming in about they're being defeated by what appeared to be a human wearing a red cape.

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John sneaks in and does a meelee attack (+4 sneak attack, +2 unprotected, -2 improvised weapon, x10 multiplier) to the back of the alien's head, killing it (or at least stunning it). John knocks it out of the chairthing, and grabs the mike.

"///HOW ARE YOU ALIENS?! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME! SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!! HAHAHAHAHA!!///"

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Tori had been scouting the hallways, to make sure people were getting back to the ship and happened upon John in the comm tower.

"John!" She spotted him and hoped he was okay, taking in his appearance.

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"///Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu! Des--///" John turned and looked at the door, shutting the mic off. Turning may not have been the best thing, as the loincloth somehow got lost, and he's drenched in blood. Mostly alien blood except for a few nicks and scratches. "///Hi! You're not an alien. You've been abducted?///"

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Tori couldn't understand what John was saying, but knew he had one hell of a time dealing with the aliens, due to being bloody and scratched. "What?" She kept her gaze on his face, wondering what he had gone through ~~effectively missing the loincloth slipping~~.

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John shook his head and smiled. "Sorry, bit loopy today. Getting poked and prodded and pointing the business end of a ray gun does that to ya. Hi. I'm John. You a regular around here?"

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"It's understandable." Tori nodded, with a rueful smile. "Getting poked and prodded wasn't fun at all." She remarked, knowing from experience. "I'm Tori." She shook her head. "I try not to be."

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"Hi. You sound familiar. I think. So... you were abducted as well? Looks like you got better." He gave a smile. It may have a hint of madness.

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Tori nodded. "I was, yeah. I did." She smiled slightly. "You ready to get out of here? There's a ship waiting to take us home. Back to Fandom."

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John picked up the ray gun. "This is nice, but I'd prefer a hot shower and company of good friends." He realized what he said, and blanched a little. "Not necessarily at the same time, mind you, but hey." He may have added a mumbing "oh my gawd did I just offer?" after that.

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Tori chuckled and blushed ever so slightly. "I get it." She grinned. "Are you okay to get to the ship?"

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"Well, they're still alive and moving, but other'n that, I'm good to go. Shall we?" He stuck his ~~naked~~ arm out akimbo as if to ~~nakedly~~ offer it as an escorting gesture. "Want a ray gun?"

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"Okay, good to know." Tori was relieved. She smiled at his gesture. "A ray gun?" Tori wasn't really into using weapons, unless absolutely necessary. "I think I'm okay, thanks though."

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"Well, I got two, so if you need an extra, it's here for ya." John slung it over his back, grabbed the other one, and grabbed his meelee pole, repeating his gesture of offering his arm. "After you, m'lady?" he said in a bad English accent.