In Orbit

[l1ttle_billy]

The Alien Ship hung silently above the earth, as if waiting for something. Meanwhile, within...

[ocd is coming]

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Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Is this all the bad karma from when I watched that hentai that one time?"

No way, no how. Deadpool rushed forward, ducking and sliding on his knees to cut out the alien's legs from beneath him.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Damn. The Alien had expected the human to still be struggling to free himself, not executing a counter-attack. Tentacles slashed at the human as the Alien backpedaled and stumbled, barking out an angry sound that was answered by more energy bursts from the Alien down the hall.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool started slicing off any tentacles that came near him, giving chase to the retreating creature. "Oh, no. You don't get to run away! You stay and fight like a man! Or alien! Or alien man! Whatever!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Seeing his comrade in need of assistance, the first Alien charged forward, still firing at the human. The second Alien screamed as the human's weapon sliced through its tentacles, and tried to retreat in order for his fellow to take over.

Unfortunately, it was hampered by the injuries the human had already caused to its legs, and couldn't move nearly as quickly as the human could.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Not so big now that you don't have those nifty tentacles, huh?"

He ducked and placed the injured alien between himself and the one firing on him. "Not very nice is he?" He asked the alien, nodding his head toward the other one as he slashed across its stomach.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The injured Alien threw itself toward the human, although that mostly had the result of deepening the gash to its stomach. When the other saw that its comrade was already fallen, it increased its fire, not caring whether the blasts hit the dying Alien.

Which meant that it didn't make much of a shield for very long.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Neatly stepping away from the dying alien, Deadpool stumbled back as he got shot. He shook his head and glared at the alien. "I said to stop doing that!"

Then he, guess what he did. Go on, guess. That's right, ran at the alien with his sword.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

What was it with these humans and running toward danger instead of away from it? The Alien continued firing until the human was nearly on top of it, then lashed out with its tentacles, trying to grapple the human's arms and legs.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

This human was a wee bit insane and might not be the best measure of normality.

He slashed at the tentacles, trying to get close enough for a neat little decapitation.

"It slices! It dices! It's DEADPOOL(C) ladies and gentlemen!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Obviously, the energy blasts weren't going to stop the crazed human. The Alien tossed the weapon away, meeting the human's attack with a lunge of its own, shrieking in pain as the blade slashed through the flesh of its tentacles. Nonetheless, it threw itself at the human, attempting to wrestle the weapon from his hands.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Chop, chop--HEY!" The sword was pulled from his hand. "You don't get to touch my swords!"

He started punching the alien as hard as he could to make it give the weapon back. "I payed good money on that! Hard earned through illegal work, but hard earned, damn it!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The Aliens didn't fight with this sort of weapon, so it wasn't of much use. However, it did mean that the human couldn't continue to slice away bits with it.

Tossing the sword aside, the reeled under the blow, then grabbed for the human's head.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool could never be accused of not going all out in a fight.

He head butted the alien, punching it repeatedly to put it down without resorting to using any weapons this time. "So that's how you wanna play, huh?"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Realizing that humans seemed to have a tendency to fight dirty, the Alien staggered back at the headbutt, waving its injured tentacles with an angry howl. The tentacles smacked at the human, but the Alien continued to be beat back by the strength of the punches.

Finally, realizing that this was a fight it wasn't going to win, it lunged away, toward the sword that it thrown aside.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Don't be a wussy!"

Deadpool tackled the alien, bringing his elbow down on it's torso.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The human's attack took the Alien down just as its hand was grasping the hilt of the sword. With a heavy thud and a crunch, its body hit the ground. It wriggled, making a choked sort of noise, but couldn't manage to get up.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He hit the alien a few more times, making sure it couldn't get back up before standing and retrieving his swords and running to look for more things to kill.