Either unaware or uncaring, the Alien ignored the human's pain and watched the readout on the screen as the needle was inserted, then carefully extracted the material it required.
"Well aren't you just an adorable alien version of Dr. Killgrew?" Wade asked, stabbing his swords down into what was presumably the things shoulders, pushing them to meet half way through it's torso.
"Didn't your mom ever teach you that anal probes are a big no-no?"
The Alien would have had a witty response, had it understood what the freakish red human was saying. And had it not been distracted by the sudden introduction of metal blades into its vital organs.
Instead, the Alien gave an awful scream, and flailed its tentacles about, trying to grab at its attacker.
A tentacle defied being batted away and came around for another swipe at the attacking human's head, while another tentacle reached for one of the medical tools the Alien had been using.
Something saw-like and jagged ought to do the trick. If the Alien could manage to remain standing for that long.
He brought the sword back down, this time through the neckish area on the creature. After letting go he turned and grabbed the offending tentacle and yanked on it, then started slamming it into the alien's head.
With its neck nearly severed, the Alien's tentacley flailing was more automatic reaction than attempt at defense. The smacking in the head wasn't doing it any good either, an in fact its head began lolling dangerously to one side under the force of the blows.
Wade tore the swords out of the alien, finishing the decapitation and tearing a large hole through it's torso. He looked around, breathing heavily from the exertion for a moment before sheathing the swords and pulling the needles gently out of the kid's head.
Billy winced as the needles were removed, then nodded. "Yeah. Thanks." He wrenched one hand out of the restraints. Ow. "So when did you start talking?" he asked. It's possible he had Deadpool mistaken for someone else.
"I stopped?" Deadpool asked. "Wait. Are you from some stupid alternate universe where I'm a super silent ninja who only speaks to give words of wisdom? Because that would just suck."
Some of the confusion left Billy's mind and he realized that this was not who he'd thought he was. He blinked. "Sorry. Thought you were someone else. Can I borrow a weapon?"
Wade slowly unhooked the Uzi and handed it over. "As long as you bring her back by curfew. And if I find out that you did anything inappropriate, We'll have a right talking to."
"Thanks." Billy said, taking and expertly checking the gun. He reached down to undo the reastraints on his legs, and rose. As he did so, his head burst into intense pain and the world spun.
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 03:52 pm (UTC)billy is being rescued by Deadpool
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 04:09 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 05:34 pm (UTC)"Didn't your mom ever teach you that anal probes are a big no-no?"
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 05:41 pm (UTC)Instead, the Alien gave an awful scream, and flailed its tentacles about, trying to grab at its attacker.
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 05:43 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 05:48 pm (UTC)"Don't like it so much when you're the one getting all stabbed on, huh? Do ya? Do ya?"
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 05:57 pm (UTC)Something saw-like and jagged ought to do the trick. If the Alien could manage to remain standing for that long.
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 05:59 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 06:05 pm (UTC)"Why you hittin' yourself?" Smack. "Huh?" Smack. "Stop Hittin' yourself!" Smack. "Stop hittin' yourself!"
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Date: 2007-03-04 06:07 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 06:10 pm (UTC)After a moment, it stopped screaming.
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 06:13 pm (UTC)Wade tore the swords out of the alien, finishing the decapitation and tearing a large hole through it's torso. He looked around, breathing heavily from the exertion for a moment before sheathing the swords and pulling the needles gently out of the kid's head.
"You still alive?"
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Date: 2007-03-04 06:17 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 06:23 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 06:36 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 06:44 pm (UTC)Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 06:52 pm (UTC)"Gah!"
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 07:01 pm (UTC)He hesitated, looking at the door and then Billy. Door. Billy. Alien killing. Injured kid with his Uzi.
"You gonna be okay?"
Re: The Abductees
Date: 2007-03-04 07:05 pm (UTC)"Yeah. Let's go."