In Orbit

[l1ttle_billy]

The Alien Ship hung silently above the earth, as if waiting for something. Meanwhile, within...

[ocd is coming]

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Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Well, that was a little unexpected. In the Alien's experience, the humans tended to run away from the energy blasts, not leap toward them. Twisting as it raised its raygun, the Alien fired upward at the human.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I BETTER GET A NEW COSTUME FOR THIS!"

And getting shot by that raygun at pointblank? Not really the best experience. Below nuclear reactor sabotage, but above getting shot in the head.

He fell like a stone on top of the alien. A stone that had a sharp and pointy bit aimed down at it, but a stone nonetheless.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

When the human howled out what was obviously its battle cry, the Alien jerked a bit in surprise, and tried to dodge out of the way while still firing. It hadn't been expecting the human to survive, though, and it wasn't quick enough to avoid the sword that came stabbing down with force of the human's weight behind it.

The blade pierced the Alien's chest, and it grappled the human with its tentacles in an effort to retaliate.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Stop with the tentacles already! DO I LOOK LIKE AN ASIAN SCHOOLGIRL?! NO MEANS NO YOU TENTACLE RAPIST!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The Alien had no idea what the squalling was about, but it had the bizarre feeling that the human was enjoying being grappled. Which, frankly, was disgusting.

So it writhed and flailed around the sword that was stuck through it, trying to break free from the freakish human that was holding it down.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Tentacles! Ah!

Deadpool had enough of that, thank you very much. He pulled a hand gun and emptied the clip in the alien's torso. "You dirty, dirty alien manthing!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The Alien flopped around a bit more, tentacles grabbing randomly at the human, as the energy bolts tore through its flesh. Then the movements weakened, and finally subsided to a bit of occasional twitching.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Twitching a little, Deadpool sat there on top of the alien, still covered in those freaking tentacles and glared at it. "You could have at least had the decency to die AFTER letting me go."

He pulled a knife and started cutting off the offending appendages.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The sounds of fighting and dying had attracted some more attention, unfortunately. From around the corner, two more Aliens appeared, one of the dropping back to fire a volley of energy blasts at the human, the second skirting its companion's fire to approach the human from the side.

Also unfortunately, the second Alien didn't appear to be stupid enough to actually move into its companion's line of fire.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

His other sword was all the way at the other end of the hallway. "Oh for.. how many of you guys are there?"

He sighed and whipped the knife at the alien shooting at him, pulling his sword out of the corpse he was sitting on and slicing through the remaining tentacles.

"I should just get a damn school girl uniform and be done with it. I wonder if Sety has a spare I could borrow."

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The knife struck the first Alien, as evidenced by the pained shriek, and the momentary cessation of weapons fire. The second took advantage of that pause to lunge toward the human, tentacles snaking toward his head and arms, in hopes of immobilizing him.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Is this all the bad karma from when I watched that hentai that one time?"

No way, no how. Deadpool rushed forward, ducking and sliding on his knees to cut out the alien's legs from beneath him.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Damn. The Alien had expected the human to still be struggling to free himself, not executing a counter-attack. Tentacles slashed at the human as the Alien backpedaled and stumbled, barking out an angry sound that was answered by more energy bursts from the Alien down the hall.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool started slicing off any tentacles that came near him, giving chase to the retreating creature. "Oh, no. You don't get to run away! You stay and fight like a man! Or alien! Or alien man! Whatever!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Seeing his comrade in need of assistance, the first Alien charged forward, still firing at the human. The second Alien screamed as the human's weapon sliced through its tentacles, and tried to retreat in order for his fellow to take over.

Unfortunately, it was hampered by the injuries the human had already caused to its legs, and couldn't move nearly as quickly as the human could.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Not so big now that you don't have those nifty tentacles, huh?"

He ducked and placed the injured alien between himself and the one firing on him. "Not very nice is he?" He asked the alien, nodding his head toward the other one as he slashed across its stomach.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The injured Alien threw itself toward the human, although that mostly had the result of deepening the gash to its stomach. When the other saw that its comrade was already fallen, it increased its fire, not caring whether the blasts hit the dying Alien.

Which meant that it didn't make much of a shield for very long.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Neatly stepping away from the dying alien, Deadpool stumbled back as he got shot. He shook his head and glared at the alien. "I said to stop doing that!"

Then he, guess what he did. Go on, guess. That's right, ran at the alien with his sword.

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

What was it with these humans and running toward danger instead of away from it? The Alien continued firing until the human was nearly on top of it, then lashed out with its tentacles, trying to grapple the human's arms and legs.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

This human was a wee bit insane and might not be the best measure of normality.

He slashed at the tentacles, trying to get close enough for a neat little decapitation.

"It slices! It dices! It's DEADPOOL(C) ladies and gentlemen!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Obviously, the energy blasts weren't going to stop the crazed human. The Alien tossed the weapon away, meeting the human's attack with a lunge of its own, shrieking in pain as the blade slashed through the flesh of its tentacles. Nonetheless, it threw itself at the human, attempting to wrestle the weapon from his hands.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Chop, chop--HEY!" The sword was pulled from his hand. "You don't get to touch my swords!"

He started punching the alien as hard as he could to make it give the weapon back. "I payed good money on that! Hard earned through illegal work, but hard earned, damn it!"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

The Aliens didn't fight with this sort of weapon, so it wasn't of much use. However, it did mean that the human couldn't continue to slice away bits with it.

Tossing the sword aside, the reeled under the blow, then grabbed for the human's head.

Re: Chaos!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool could never be accused of not going all out in a fight.

He head butted the alien, punching it repeatedly to put it down without resorting to using any weapons this time. "So that's how you wanna play, huh?"

Re: Chaos!

[fh_extras]

Realizing that humans seemed to have a tendency to fight dirty, the Alien staggered back at the headbutt, waving its injured tentacles with an angry howl. The tentacles smacked at the human, but the Alien continued to be beat back by the strength of the punches.

Finally, realizing that this was a fight it wasn't going to win, it lunged away, toward the sword that it thrown aside.