l1ttle_billy | In Orbit

The Alien Ship hung silently above the earth, as if waiting for something. Meanwhile, within...

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How nice of the human to announce its presence. An Alien stepped out from around a corner, aimed a raygun at the loud red creature, and shot.

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(Oh, you have got to be kidding me! Now they get the ray guns?!)

Deadpool went down hard from the blast, twitching a little as he waited to heal up the razzum frazzum damage.

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The Alien would have gloated over having taken down the human, if the Aliens did that sort of thing. It couldn't resist striding over to have a look, though, prodding at the fallen human with its foot as it lay on the floor.

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That quiet noise of metal on metal? That would be Deadpool's sword being pulled. That quiet squishy noise? That would be him using said sword to cut off the alien's foot.

"Will people stop shooting me with crazy alien laser future weapons?!"

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That weird screech would be the Alien's vocal response to having its foot severed. Leveling the raygun at the human, it took a wild shot as it lurched backward, tentacles waving as the Alien tried to maintain its footing on one foot and a stump.

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Wade winced slightly as the shot hit his shoulder. Really not enough to keep him down. He dragged himself to his feet, growing more steady as he went.

"Not the best balanced alien design, are ya? Any relation to the Skornn? That's with a k and two n's, by the way. Because if I end up as a baby, I'm going to be so pissed." He nudged the alien with the butt of his sword.

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If the Alien could understand the human's words, it would have pointed out that he wouldn't be walking very well if he was missing a foot either.

Lashing out with a tentacle to grab at the sword that was poking it, the Alien took several more shots at the human, in hopes that a close-range volley would be effective in lieu of taking the time to aim.

It also continued to lurch backward, looking for an escape route.

At that moment, a second volley of energy blasts exploded above their heads.

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Deadpool frowned down at the tentacle and ducked to the side to avoid the blasts, not quick enough to avoid all of them. "OW! Stop that!"

He leapt at the alien, slashing at it's head with his sword and grabbing for the gun with his free hand.

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Since the Alien had actually been using its grasp on the sword to assist with its balance, the human's sudden movement sent it floundering. A tentacle flailed in the direction of the human's head, and it yanked back on the gun to try and keep the human from wresting it away.

When the sword connected with its head, however, the Alien went down, just as another appeared, firing repeatedly in the human's direction.

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"Play time!" Falling with the thing, Deadpool let go of the gun and drew his other sword, flipping it in his hand to face down and stabbed the alien in the face.

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The Alien thrashed as the blade sank into its face, but it was a fruitless flailing. More shots exploded overhead, missing the human as he dropped to the floor.

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"And that's what you get for attacking a guy in a mask," He said the alien sagely.

Deadpool crouched down and twisted the blade in the alien's face before running at the newcomer. He stayed low and weaved back and forth down the hallway as he went.

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Energy blasts exploded around the approaching human as he made his way down the hallway. Obviously this Alien was a bit smarter than its fallen comrade, firing from the relative safety of the cover provided by a ~~handwavily~~ damaged section of bulkhead.

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Deadpool ducked and dodged the blasts as best he could. And, like Wolverine once said, he's the best at what he does and what he does isn't pretty. Or socially acceptable. Or sane.

"This is like playing dodgeball only without the humiliating social issues of highschool!"

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The human was wily, the Alien had to give him that. Its position in hiding limited the Alien's view, but it continued to fire down the hallway, in hopes of getting a random shot that hit its mark.

They were persistent, these Aliens, if not particularly creative.

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And there was jumping to get over the bulkhead that the alien was hiding behind. Prime shooting position, if you will.

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Well, that was a little unexpected. In the Alien's experience, the humans tended to run away from the energy blasts, not leap toward them. Twisting as it raised its raygun, the Alien fired upward at the human.

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"I BETTER GET A NEW COSTUME FOR THIS!"

And getting shot by that raygun at pointblank? Not really the best experience. Below nuclear reactor sabotage, but above getting shot in the head.

He fell like a stone on top of the alien. A stone that had a sharp and pointy bit aimed down at it, but a stone nonetheless.

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When the human howled out what was obviously its battle cry, the Alien jerked a bit in surprise, and tried to dodge out of the way while still firing. It hadn't been expecting the human to survive, though, and it wasn't quick enough to avoid the sword that came stabbing down with force of the human's weight behind it.

The blade pierced the Alien's chest, and it grappled the human with its tentacles in an effort to retaliate.

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"Stop with the tentacles already! DO I LOOK LIKE AN ASIAN SCHOOLGIRL?! NO MEANS NO YOU TENTACLE RAPIST!"

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The Alien had no idea what the squalling was about, but it had the bizarre feeling that the human was enjoying being grappled. Which, frankly, was disgusting.

So it writhed and flailed around the sword that was stuck through it, trying to break free from the freakish human that was holding it down.

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Tentacles! Ah!

Deadpool had enough of that, thank you very much. He pulled a hand gun and emptied the clip in the alien's torso. "You dirty, dirty alien manthing!"

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The Alien flopped around a bit more, tentacles grabbing randomly at the human, as the energy bolts tore through its flesh. Then the movements weakened, and finally subsided to a bit of occasional twitching.

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Twitching a little, Deadpool sat there on top of the alien, still covered in those freaking tentacles and glared at it. "You could have at least had the decency to die AFTER letting me go."

He pulled a knife and started cutting off the offending appendages.

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The sounds of fighting and dying had attracted some more attention, unfortunately. From around the corner, two more Aliens appeared, one of the dropping back to fire a volley of energy blasts at the human, the second skirting its companion's fire to approach the human from the side.

Also unfortunately, the second Alien didn't appear to be stupid enough to actually move into its companion's line of fire.